Ok, seriously, 90 percent of the traffic to my Web site is from people searching for “Cambodia,” “Khmer New Year,” “Cambodian Buddhist,” or something along those lines. It’s literally a couple thousands hits a month. So why don’t any of these people hungering for Cambodia leave any notes?

Well, here’s your chance: If your Cambodian, in Cambodia, dating a Cambodian, trying to figure out that Cambodian New Year game where the boys beam the girls in the head with a sock full of rocks, or anything else, tell me about it.

A word of warning, I don’t speak Khmer, except to say hello, thank you, please, ma’am, very and “big butt.”